WARNING!
The following pages contain material of an adult nature. Browser discretion is advised.
If you're under 18 and looking for some stroke material, you know, there's a lot more to the internet than surfing for pr0n and playing marathon Quake sessions. You're probably going to get the wrong idea about human relations if your sole source of education about the birds and the bees -- come to think of it, this story in particular probably isn't the most accurate portrayal of realistic nookie issues either. We'll end up seeing you on the five o'clock news with a coat over your hands if you take this stuff seriously and never actually talk to a girl. Just find something else to do with your time (and don't sue me if you grow up to be a twisted maniac) until you've got the wisdom attribute points to cope with reality and fantasy at the same time. May I suggest reading some of my other stuff? It's all good, yo.
If you're over 18 and are a free-thinking adult who enjoys reading about such things in full support of the first amendment and all that jazz, carry on. If you're over 18 and are just looking for some stroke material, go find a copy of Usagi's Usual Morning. Thankee very much and have a nice day.
I'm over 18 and if I'm lying may I be run over by a street car!
I don't think I'm ready for this. Can you recommend anything else?
art by ben
(I know this isn't a Slayers fic, but
it's just too cute not to use.)
